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Always self-deprecating, often irreverent, and sometimes playful, Sandy Bernstein regales audiences with outrageous tales that run the gamut from inappropriate selfies to the absurdities of office life. Some will leave you feeling violated (but in a good way). Others will just leave you laughing and begging for more.

Never taking herself too seriously, Sandy brings a quirky perspective to a wide array of topics that include aging, body image, self-esteem, weight loss, menopause, divorce, and familial dysfunction…all with a sprinkling of Jewish humor thrown in for good measure. Whether she’s getting raunchy at a club or keeping it clean for a corporate event, Sandy is equally at home in a variety of settings. (In other words, she cleans up nice.)

Sandy has opened for Dustin Diamond (Screech in Saved by the Bell)Willie Tyler (Willie and Lester), Lucas Bohnthe Fat Doctor, and Kool Bubba Ice. A native of Baltimore, she has set her sights on one lofty goal: to make John Waters blush. (A girl can dream, can’t she?)

PHOTOS

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VIDEOS

Sandy Bernstein’s Career Hari Kari, Part 1

Sandy Bernstein’s Career Hari Kari, Part 2

Sandy Bernstein's Career Hari Kari, Part 3

Sandy Bernstein's Career Hari Kari, Part 4

Sandy Bernstein at Cacao Lane

SANDY HAS APPEARED AT THE FOLLOWING VENUES:

Broadway Comedy Club
(New York, NY)

Greenwich Village Comedy Club 
(New York, NY)

Comic Strip Live 
(New York, NY)

DC Improv
(Washington, DC)

Drafthouse Comedy Theater
(Washington, DC)

Baltimore Comedy Factory
(Baltimore, MD)

Magooby's Joke House
(Timonium, MD)

Sully's Comedy Cellar 
(Baltimore, MD)

The Howard Theatre
(Washington, DC)

LOL@Artscape
(Baltimore, MD)

Arlington Cinema & Draft House
(Arlington, VA)

Charm City Comedy Festival
(Baltimore, MD)

Ray's Happy Birthday Bar 
(Philadelphia, PA)

Alberta Street Pub
(Portland, OR)

Lucky Luciano
(Playa del Carmen, MEXICO)

Sky Stage
(Frederick, MD)

Zissimos
(Baltimore, MD)

Bier Baron Tavern
(Washington, DC)

Wonderland Ballroom
(Washington, DC)

Artomatic
(Hyattsville, MD)

Platform Arts Center
(Baltimore, MD)

The Sidebar 
(Baltimore, MD)

Guido's Speakeasy 
(Frederick, MD)

Breakers Sky Lounge
(Herndon, VA)

Cabanas
(Cape May, NJ)

Westminster Riding Club
(Westminster, MD)

University of Maryland University College
(Largo, MD) 

CONTACT ME
sandy@sandybernsteincomedy.com